a designer drug which simulates the feeling of a strong kick to the jumblies. It is an extremely unpleasant experience, meaning that when the drug wears off, one's life feels wonderful in comparison.
class of extremely unpleasant designer drugs
Etymology: ME spode < OE spoda < IE spāt-, to be kicked < base *spā-, to have one's cattle kick one in one's groin
To prepare for the coming Olympics, we look back at the time-honored tradition of sports movies starring Kevin Costner. It touches our hearts, which nicely coincides with Steve Jobs touching other body parts with the iSex. Also: Steven Seagal teaches us an important lesson in how he is still awesome.
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Joel gets busted for getting Lexi into dog fighting (and having the dog compete against rags and squeaky toys), Matthew gets full custody rights to his son by competing in an arm-wrestling tournament, and we TOTALLY dropped the ball on attending Wilt Chamberlain’s wake. Also, we explore the comedy gold of car bombs… with mixed results.
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