All the greatest hits from the greatest podcast every recorded on Earth.
In the most delayed almost-live episode ever and the last of season four, Superman slightly kills everyone, we mostly defend Rob Ford’s wife’s honor, Joel almost goes gay, and we somewhat review season four. Also, if you turn this podcast into tiny…classified…ads, and place those ads around the country, you can make…ten dollars.
In which Kump is hungover, Matthew is excited about arm-wrestling movies, and Joel and Geoff are making legitimate pancakes.
NASA celebrates their success exactly as they practiced it, the Olympics wrap up and we go back to not caring about it, and Nicholas Cage finds a national treasure in the body of your grandmother.
We celebrate another year of the queen not dying, we tell the story of the ol’ chimpanzee, and the zombie apocalypse turns Nicholas Cage into the same exact person.
Kony gets a major political endorsement, V-GER becomes self-aware after receiving change in a cup, and Rick Santorum spends his free time thinking about gay dolphins.
Jesus and Tebow have a falling out, we solve the crisis of world peace and save people from suffrage everywhere, and Joel finds the #1 best thing to do in South Bend.
W.D. & H.O. Wills and the National Spoodcasting Association present: A special radio drama Christmas presentation of: There’s a Murder Somewhere!
We make a personal appeal to Wikipedia, half of us get new jobs, and Joel dreams of the most amazing crappy phone ever.
To cope with the loss of Steve Jobs, we make fun of Android phones (which, as you know, are ridiculous). Also: our favorite Michele Bachmann quotes, iPhone Siri commands, and vajazzles.
We kick off our return from summer vacation with tales of rioting, pictures of planking, and set our eyes on Michele Bachmann. Or vice versa.
On this last show of Season 2, we celebrate the accomplishments of Seal Team Six, we learn about Canadian cuisine and politics, and Kump prepares to ship off to Europe with a gender-less proto-human.
Nicolas Cage cuts off his wife’s arm with a sword, President Donald Trump gives the final word to Libya, and Kate Middleton ponders a big decision about the crown jewels.
We discuss gods and what their motivation might have been for being a jerk to Japan, the Pope increases his consumer products, and thankfully, no one mentions Rebecca Black more than 15 times.
We discuss the special effects of The King’s Speech, Sarah Palin Chewbacca, how to kill your seed, and we don’t make any inappropriate jokes about getting shot in the head.
We review 2010, Kump talks to a Korean, and Geoff and Matthew perform the greatest one-act play of all time. Also, there is no Joel. OR IS THERE… NOT?
On this episode, we determine the reason for Facebook, establish the current threat level, and discuss CURRENT EVENTS! NSA-baiting tags: terrorist, Obama, mayonnaise, Confederate, Over the Top.
Joel reads to Veteran’s in his support of the troops, Geoff celebrates the economy’s contribution to his free time, and politicians, now finished with campaigning, turn to what the Internet was made for.
The boys catch up after a long hiatus, Matthew seductively invites people to listen to his new album, and Libertarian Bob Barr dons a crown and brings democracy to African elephants.
Matthew tells old war stories of Highlander 2: Renegade Edition, Joel learns how to properly carve a frozen body, and we learn that Skype has an software-based accent translator. Also, we ask our audience: what would you most like to be spanked with?