The Spoodcast

The Spoodcast is not appropriate for children. The Spoodcast is questionably appropriate for adults.

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spood (spo̵̅o̅d)
noun

1. a designer drug which simulates the feeling of a strong kick to the jumblies. It is an extremely unpleasant experience, meaning that when the drug wears off, one's life feels wonderful in comparison.
2. class of extremely unpleasant designer drugs

Etymology: ME spode < OE spoda < IE spāt-, to be kicked < base *spā-, to have one's cattle kick one in one's groin

Open source software paves the way for a quick death, we play with boop, and a cell phone company calls twice to desperately try to induce criminal business operations.

We finally hit the 3rd-multiplier in our listener base, we discuss the implications of solid waste disposal in space, Al Gore requests that his funeral is streamed on the internet, and MSNBC invents an elaborate scheme for stealing your identity using misplaced dimes.

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On this September 11th show, we reveal the super-secret expletive code, explore how to secure a plane, and explain the reason that Osama Bin Laden cannot be found.

We study the physics of falling objects, discuss how Steve Foley did everything he could to be polite, and Joel spies on his neighbors.

Geoff gives out pointers for party ice breakers, Joel comes up with a brilliant strategy for protecting dead ex-presidents, and we explore the exciting field of doomsday scenarios.

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