The Spoodcast

Spoodcast 3.04 – The Best Show Ever

Matthew — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:38:12 +0000

Jesus and Tebow have a falling out, we solve the crisis of world peace and save people from suffrage everywhere, and Joel finds the #1 best thing to do in South Bend.

A Very Spood Christmas Special!

Matthew — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 11:29:47 +0000

W.D. & H.O. Wills and the National Spoodcasting Association present: A special radio drama Christmas presentation of: There’s a Murder Somewhere!

Spoodcast 3.03 – We Tebow After Every Show

Matthew — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:56:24 +0000

We make a personal appeal to Wikipedia, half of us get new jobs, and Joel dreams of the most amazing crappy phone ever.

Spoodcast 3.02 – Siri, Vajazzle My Jazzle

Matthew — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:00:39 +0000

To cope with the loss of Steve Jobs, we make fun of Android phones (which, as you know, are ridiculous). Also: our favorite Michele Bachmann quotes, iPhone Siri commands, and vajazzles.

Spoodcast 3.01 – Stop Planking While I’m Raptoring

Matthew — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 06:19:49 +0000

We kick off our return from summer vacation with tales of rioting, pictures of planking, and set our eyes on Michele Bachmann. Or vice versa.

Spoodcast 2.10 – He/She Who Must Not Be Named

Matthew — Fri, 27 May 2011 04:44:00 +0000

On this last show of Season 2, we celebrate the accomplishments of Seal Team Six, we learn about Canadian cuisine and politics, and Kump prepares to ship off to Europe with a gender-less proto-human.

Spoodcast 2.09 – Kate Middleton Seems Like A Sweet Girl

Matthew — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 03:58:10 +0000

Nicolas Cage cuts off his wife’s arm with a sword, President Donald Trump gives the final word to Libya, and Kate Middleton ponders a big decision about the crown jewels.

Spoodcast 2.08 – God of Underscore Commands You

Matthew — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 19:41:22 +0000

We discuss gods and what their motivation might have been for being a jerk to Japan, the Pope increases his consumer products, and thankfully, no one mentions Rebecca Black more than 15 times.

Spoodcast 2.07 – When It Comes To Charlie Sheen, We’ve Been Idiots (with special guest, Dr. Matt)

Kump — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 05:12:15 +0000

Dr. Matt drops by to talk about his new book, Charlie Sheen, Kump’s relationship woes, a Small World, and Jesus’ royalty cheque.

Spoodcast 2.06 – Egypt Hearts Huckabees

Kump — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 07:00:15 +0000

We discuss stoning your love this Valentine’s Day, Joel discovering himself in England, the loner identification system, and are bridges the solution to impotence? Brought to you by NPR.

Spoodcast 2.05 – True Grit is low on Wookies

Matthew — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 03:33:24 +0000

We discuss the special effects of The King’s Speech, Sarah Palin Chewbacca, how to kill your seed, and we don’t make any inappropriate jokes about getting shot in the head.

Spoodcast 2.04 – Centaurs Need Big Treadmills

Matthew — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 05:08:14 +0000

We review 2010, Kump talks to a Korean, and Geoff and Matthew perform the greatest one-act play of all time. Also, there is no Joel. OR IS THERE… NOT?

Spoodcast 2.03 – Mr. Sanchez Seduces a Sandwich

Matthew — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 06:10:24 +0000

On this episode, we determine the reason for Facebook, establish the current threat level, and discuss CURRENT EVENTS!

NSA-baiting tags: terrorist, Obama, mayonnaise, Confederate, Over the Top.

Spoodcast 2.02 – I Love You, Polly Pocket-Eyes

Geoff — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:23:07 +0000

With another Matt as guest, we review the Olympics and propose some needed changes, explain the 1040million-give-me-your-money, and talk about the rising costs of health care for people named Geoff.

Spoodcast 2.01 – The Oldest Canadian Profession

Geoff — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 06:52:29 +0000

To prepare for the coming Olympics, we look back at the time-honored tradition of sports movies starring Kevin Costner. It touches our hearts, which nicely coincides with Steve Jobs revealing Apple’s latest hot product. Also: Steven Seagal teaches us an important lesson in how he is still awesome.

Spoodcast 1.17 – Mitt Romney Has Blank Eyes

Matthew — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:17:37 +0000

Joel reads to Veteran’s in his support of the troops, Geoff celebrates the economy’s contribution to his free time, and politicians, now finished with campaigning, turn to what the Internet was made for.

Spoodcast 1.16 – Hot Hot White Guilt

Matthew — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:15:10 +0000

The boys catch up after a long hiatus, Matthew seductively invites people to listen to his new album, and Libertarian Bob Barr dons a crown and brings democracy to African elephants.

Spoodcast 1.15 – The Work Less Accomplish Less Party Party

Matthew — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:12:42 +0000

Matthew tells old war stories of Highlander 2: Renegade Edition, Joel learns how to properly carve a frozen body, and we learn that Skype has an software-based accent translator. Also, we ask our audience: what would you most like to be spanked with?

Spoodcast 1.14 – Tickle-Me Censorship

Matthew — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:10:52 +0000

Anti-Facebook hippies spread their paranoia, we go shopping for our favorite Christmas gift from the Muslim world, and an aging Leonard Nimoy asks for help from his friend Bill Shatner, but unfortunately they are separated by a pane of glass in the reactor room. Also, which country has the tastiest citizens for cannibals?

Spoodcast 1.13 – Color the Homeless

Matthew — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:09:31 +0000

Geoff stars in this collector’s edition podcast, with a supporting cast of Matthew and Joel. This in-depth talkumentary explores the societal conditions that create homelessness, and turns a compassionate eye on what might be done to create more color in their wardrobe, while at the same time offering passers-by an indication of just how long they have been homeless. More importantly, why hasn’t the girl at work seen 2001: A Space Odyssey? Seriously.

Spoodcast 1.12 – The Kerplunk of My Junk

Matthew — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 17:07:41 +0000

Joel gets busted for getting Lexi into dog fighting (and having the dog compete against rags and squeaky toys), Matthew gets full custody rights to his son by competing in an arm-wrestling tournament, and we TOTALLY dropped the ball on attending Wilt Chamberlain’s wake. Also, we explore the comedy gold of car bombs… with mixed results.

Spoodcast 1.11 – Don’t Put Leftovers in the Wrong Freezer

Matthew — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:05:59 +0000

Joel starts the show with a wardrobe malfunction, a peacock is successfully identified as a vampire in disguise, and we independently solve all problems with all cell phones worldwide. Plus, how to make love with your iPhone.

Editor’s note: we were trying a new Skype recorder (called Pamela, don’t use it), and it screwed up the sync between all of us, so there’s a bit of echo in the recording. Our apologies. No wait, it’s your fault.

Spoodcast 1.10 – How Bats Ended Women’s Suffrage

Matthew — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 16:59:03 +0000

Creed assaults his wife and lives to sing about it, Terri denies women the right to vote, and a bat flies into the works. Plus, how do you make a Messiah? DINO DNA!!

Spoodcast 1.09 – The Adventures of Fido

Matthew — Sat, 12 May 2007 16:56:49 +0000

Open source software paves the way for a quick death, we play with boop, and a cell phone company calls twice to desperately try to induce criminal business operations.

Spoodcast 1.08 – Space Waste

Matthew — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:54:46 +0000

We finally hit the 3rd-multiplier in our listener base, we discuss the implications of solid waste disposal in space, Al Gore requests that his funeral is streamed on the internet, and MSNBC invents an elaborate scheme for stealing your identity using misplaced dimes.

Spoodcast 1.07 – Nixon was beautiful in his own way

Matthew — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 16:52:48 +0000

We pick the most beautiful presidential candidates, discuss World of Warcraft asset taxation, and conduct a Dateline special on the historical time crisis, where time was running out, and was also in short supply. Not only that, but time would soon be in danger of existing in a lesser amount. Plus: TIPS FOR STUDENTS! Make your one page paper stretch to 10 pages!

Spoodcast 1.06 – Kim Jong Il was great on Boston Public

Matthew — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:49:10 +0000

Disney characters have an orgy, we interview aspiring independent filmmaker Dave Kendall, and we play War Games… only this time: no Matthew Broderick and the errors are reported to Microsoft.

Spoodcast 1.05 – The Pope Has Needs Too

Matthew — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:46:01 +0000

The Pope offends everyone, Sulu is digitally replaced by Jar-Jar on Star Trek, and Quentin Tarantino presents roadkill.

Spoodcast 1.04 – I am not a Terrorist

Matthew — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 16:42:06 +0000

On this September 11th show, we reveal the super-secret expletive code, explore how to secure a plane, and explain the reason that Osama Bin Laden cannot be found.

Spoodcast 1.03 – Driven to distraction

Matthew — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:13:49 +0000

We study the physics of falling objects, discuss how Steve Foley did everything he could to be polite, and Joel spies on his neighbors.

Spoodcast 1.02 – How will we all die?

Matthew — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:02:14 +0000

Geoff gives out pointers for party ice breakers, Joel comes up with a brilliant strategy for protecting dead ex-presidents, and we explore the exciting field of doomsday scenarios.

Spoodcast 1.01 – The Beginning

Matthew — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:15:05 +0000

We name the show, discuss Survivor: Racist Island, and Joel finds himself a cowboy wife.