When you make your pact with Satan, what do you want?
- Other / It's a secret (30%, 3 Votes)
- Strife, poverty, and earthquakes (The Haitian contract) (30%, 3 Votes)
- A hot hotel adventure with Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck (30%, 3 Votes)
- An iPad (10%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 10
Start Date: April 20, 2011 @ 8:13 am
End Date: No Expiry
What would be your choice of masturbatory lubrication?
- Bacon Grease (47%, 9 Votes)
- Pop Rocks (26%, 5 Votes)
- Texas Tea (16%, 3 Votes)
- Canola Oil (11%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 19
Start Date: March 6, 2011 @ 9:29 pm
End Date: No Expiry
With what would you like to be spanked?
- Rubber chicken (60%, 6 Votes)
- Bible (20%, 2 Votes)
- Wooden spoon (10%, 1 Votes)
- Horse whip (10%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 10
Start Date: January 17, 2010 @ 4:44 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What animal is most likely to be a vampire?
- Humpback Whale (40%, 2 Votes)
- Goat (20%, 1 Votes)
- Vampire Bat (20%, 1 Votes)
- A Domestic Rabbit (20%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 5
Start Date: January 16, 2010 @ 9:44 am
End Date: No Expiry
In what manner would you prefer to be dismembered?
- Edward Scissor-Hands (50%, 6 Votes)
- Ripped apart by tigers (33%, 4 Votes)
- Drawn and quartered (17%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 12
Start Date: January 16, 2010 @ 9:41 am
End Date: No Expiry