Polls

When you make your pact with Satan, what do you want?

  • Other / It's a secret (30%, 3 Votes)
  • Strife, poverty, and earthquakes (The Haitian contract) (30%, 3 Votes)
  • A hot hotel adventure with Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck (30%, 3 Votes)
  • An iPad (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

Start Date: April 20, 2011 @ 8:13 am
End Date: No Expiry

What would be your choice of masturbatory lubrication?

  • Bacon Grease (47%, 9 Votes)
  • Pop Rocks (26%, 5 Votes)
  • Texas Tea (16%, 3 Votes)
  • Canola Oil (11%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 19

Start Date: March 6, 2011 @ 9:29 pm
End Date: No Expiry

With what would you like to be spanked?

  • Rubber chicken (60%, 6 Votes)
  • Bible (20%, 2 Votes)
  • Wooden spoon (10%, 1 Votes)
  • Horse whip (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

Start Date: January 17, 2010 @ 4:44 pm
End Date: No Expiry

What animal is most likely to be a vampire?

  • Humpback Whale (40%, 2 Votes)
  • Goat (20%, 1 Votes)
  • Vampire Bat (20%, 1 Votes)
  • A Domestic Rabbit (20%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 5

Start Date: January 16, 2010 @ 9:44 am
End Date: No Expiry

In what manner would you prefer to be dismembered?

  • Edward Scissor-Hands (50%, 6 Votes)
  • Ripped apart by tigers (33%, 4 Votes)
  • Drawn and quartered (17%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

Start Date: January 16, 2010 @ 9:41 am
End Date: No Expiry