To cope with the loss of Steve Jobs, we make fun of Android phones (which, as you know, are ridiculous). Also: our favorite Michele Bachmann quotes, iPhone Siri commands, and vajazzles.
Matthew tells old war stories of Highlander 2: Renegade Edition, Joel learns how to properly carve a frozen body, and we learn that Skype has an software-based accent translator. Also, we ask our audience: what would you most like to be spanked with?
Joel starts the show with a wardrobe malfunction, a peacock is successfully identified as a vampire in disguise, and we independently solve all problems with all cell phones worldwide. Plus, how to make love with your iPhone.
Geoff gives out pointers for party ice breakers, Joel comes up with a brilliant strategy for protecting dead ex-presidents, and we explore the exciting field of doomsday scenarios.