The Spoodcast

The Spoodcast is not appropriate for children. The Spoodcast is questionably appropriate for adults.

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spood (spo̵̅o̅d)
noun

1. a designer drug which simulates the feeling of a strong kick to the jumblies. It is an extremely unpleasant experience, meaning that when the drug wears off, one's life feels wonderful in comparison.
2. class of extremely unpleasant designer drugs

Etymology: ME spode < OE spoda < IE spāt-, to be kicked < base *spā-, to have one's cattle kick one in one's groin

Joel reads to Veteran’s in his support of the troops, Geoff celebrates the economy’s contribution to his free time, and politicians, now finished with campaigning, turn to porn.

The boys catch up after a long hiatus, Matthew sexily invites people to listen to his new album, and Libertarian Bob Barr dons a crown and brings democracy to African elephants.

Matthew tells old war stories of Highlander 2: Renegade Edition, Joel learns how to properly carve a frozen human body, and we learn that Skype has an software-based accent translator. Also, we ask our audience: what would you most like to be spanked with: a whip, a spoon, a bible, or a rubber chicken?

We pick the most beautiful presidential candidates, discuss World of Warcraft asset taxation, and conduct a Dateline special on the historical time crisis, where time was running out, and was also in short supply.  Not only that, but time would soon be in danger of existing in a lesser amount.  Plus: TIPS FOR STUDENTS!  Make your one page paper stretch to 10 pages!